Thursday, January 29, 2009

hullo tau.

Posted by geb

waahhh super depressed ang mang-it (duh. ako)
basta ah.. nvm tanga bi ku mung. hai weird..
gani kamu... nugay gid tinamad xD


anyways, la lng may something fun mn qd...
poor gling graphics nya - paxenxa -.-'





okay yeah i know boring xa... *stare*
halong lng da tanan...
*okay kamangu saqn nangita ko smiley... WALA gli. rawr!*

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Uber mega Nosebleed pick-up lines...

Posted by Anonymous

haha! uy fepul! kun kis-a lng ko gapost, pro funny gid ni xa ya...
as in naentertain gid ko... basaha... pleeeeze....n.n laba xa, pro damu pa na da funny sa dalom so tiisa niyo nlng ang weird nga parts... gin ubra ko gid red ang font sng favorites ko...n.n haha!
2009 na daan, t slytly naglala ang ang akon kondisyon... nyahahaha!xp

1. You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!

2. I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves

3. If i was an enzyme, i'd be helicase so i could unzip your genes

4. I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.

5. Baby, you overclock my processor.

6. Be my queen and mate me with your knight moves.

7. Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive

8. You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers

9. You must be auxin, cuz u r causing me to have rapid stem elongation. (plant hormone na xa gli ang auxin...n.n)

10. I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

11. Baby i'll treat you like my hw- I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long

12. Hey baby, can i see what's under your radical?

13. If I were an integral, I'd fill you up.

14. I'm a fermata... hold me

15. I wish I were your second derivative so i could fill your concavities.

16. did you just combust?? Because you're HOT!

17. By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.

18. Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!

19. What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply

20. Baby, you're a 9.999999999...but you'd be a 10 if you were with me.

21. Baby, everytime i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up

22. I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.

23. What's your sine? The sine^(-1) of you must be pi/2 cause you're the one

24. If my right leg was christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?

25. You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.

26. Your so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract. (Muscles that make you smile)

27. When you and me get together it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.

28. Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?

29. If I was sin^2 and you were cos^2 together we would be 1

30. You know.. it's not the length of the vector that counts... it's how you apply the force

31. If I move my lips half the distance to yours... and then half again... and again... etc.... would they ever meet? no? Well in this specific case i am going to disprove your assumption.

32. If i was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?

33. I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.

34. If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?

35. Our love is like dividing by zero.... you cannot define it

36. Lets meet somewhere... you bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod

37. Baby let me be your integral so I can be the area under your curves

38. Hey baby, what's your tanx cosx?

39. Lets get together and test the spring potential of my matress

40. Let's discover our coefficient of friction

41. Baby, you're so gneiss I'll never take you for granite.

42. I heard you're sin because you're always on top when we make tangent (tanx=sinx/cosx)

43. You be Flourine and I'll be Francium and maybe later I can give you an electron

44. My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia tells me I love you

45. Whoops, I think my binomials just expanded

46. I must be the Sun and you must be Earth, cause the closer we get, the hotter you become.

47. Excuse me, ma'am, but can I get your seven significant digits?

48. I'm overheating because you're stuck in my head like an infinite loop.

49. You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond!

50. Baby if you let your acid react with my base, you can count on getting 100 MOLES of my water and salt

51. Would you like to enjoy my laptop, I promise I don't have any viruses...

52. i'm relativistic: the faster I go, the longer I last.

53. That dress would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s/s

54. I'm a star. Wanna taste the Milky Way?

55. I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun-with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.

56. YouTube Myspace and I'll Google your Yahoo

57. Baby, I can feel an attraction between you and me, and it's more than just our universal gravitation...

58. How about we make like the change of base law, with you on the bottom, and me on top?

59. Baby if you were a 6 I would want to be your (reflection about the x-axis + then reflection about the y-axis) -->9

60. Hey baby if i supply the voltage and you a little resistance, imagine the current we can make together. (V=IR => (V/R)=I)

61. Baby stop with diet coke, you've got plenty of ASSpertame

62. Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic? (isolve niya ang vertex sa parabola...xp)

63. Baby, lim (u->me) ∫ e^x = f(u)^n.

64. On a scale of 1-10, you're a solid e to the power of pi

65. I wish I was your secant line so I could touch you in at least two places!

66. Baby ill be your asymptotes so i can shape your curves...

67. Would you like to see the exponential growth of my natural log?

68. If you were a graphics calculator, i'd look at your curves all day long!

69. hey girl, let's get together and figure out our heat of fusion

70. it's a good thing you've got evaporative cooling, cause i'm gonna make you sweat

71. hey baby, lets figure out the torque of your mass on my rod

72.I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you home to my domain.

73. Hey baby. Want to squeeze my theorem while I poly your nomial?

74. Hey baby, I'm like a rubix cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.

75. You're so hot, you must be the cause for global warming.

76. Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity or time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

77. I hope you know set theory because I want to intersect you and union you.

78. If I were a Shwann cell, I'd squeeze areound your axon and give you a fast action potential.

79. You must be an asymptote, because I just find myself getting closer and closer to you.

80. You're as sweet at 3.14.

81. You must be massive because I'm attracted to you. (mas dako ang gravitational force sng bigger mass)

82. I won't stop bugging you until I get the address to your home page!

83. You fascinate me more than the fundamental theorem of calculus.

84. My love for you is like a concave function's positive first derivative, because it's always increasing.

85. Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.

86. Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?

87. You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power!

88. In Euclidean geometry two parallel lines never touch ... let's go back to my place and study some non-Euclidean geometry.

89. My vector has a really large magnitude. Would you care to normalize it?

90. You and I must have the same natural frequency, because we resonate together.

91. Can I plug my solution into your equation?

92. I wish I were a predicate so I could be the direct object of your affection.

93. Can I bombard your singularity with my rocket ship until you supernova?

94. you are the log(base 10) 10^1... (equal na xa sa 1...)

95. Let's work out our orbicularis oris muscles together!
*orbicularis oris = kissing muscles

96. The direction fields of my heart all point to you

97. Want to be my substrate/enzyme?

98. You have 206 bones in your body... want one more? (d ko ni gets... dba la man bone ang ehem??? uhhh.... anyway, pano ko man b mabal-an noh?????)

99. Chem students do it on the table periodically

100. If you let me work hard enough, I can give you a dipole moment

101. I love you like an unspoken metaphor. That's why I had to use a simile.

102. Instead of being the derivative, id much rather be the secant so i can touch u not only once, but twice

103. Lets make love like pi; irrational and never ending

104. baby lets measure the amplitude of our physical wave

105. baby you're the basis of my mind. no matter what i think of, it all comes back to you

106. Maybe later we can go over to my place and titrate until you reach your end-point...

107. The word of the day is "Legs", lets go back to my place and spread the word

108. Baby, you must be a pile of dinosaur bones, cause I dig you!

109. Baby, you're body is like a hyperbola

110. Are you the square root of 2? because I feel irrational when I'm around you

111. Being with you is like switching to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.

112. You can put a Trojan in my Hard Drive anytime

113. Baby you must be a modulus sign, 'cos whenever you wrap your arms round me i always feel positive!

114. Baby, I'm like an oceanic plate on a gravity slide - I can't wait to subduct beneath your crust!

115. You're so hot you denature my proteins

116. Baby you know this shit isn't USB2.0..it's firewire!

117. Let's just cut to the chase, I wanna hotsync your PDA.

118. Can I annex your territory after class?

119. I'll be your Secretary of the Interior...

120. I bet if Jefferson had met you, he would have vetoed the Non-Intercourse Act.

121. Want to go back to my place and discuss Big Stick Diplomacy?

122. Want to reenact the Battle of the Bulge?

123. Hey, up for some high-energy quantum tunnelling tonight?

124. If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you

125. Girl whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away

126. If you were C6, and i were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar...

127. we've been differentiating for too long, lets sum it up and integrate

128. my love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function

129. Your beauty defies real and complex analysis.

130. Your hottness is the only reason we can't reach absolute zero.

131. I use my rod of infinite length for more than just simplifying calculations...

132. You must be a magnetic monopole because all i get from you is attraction

133. My love for you is like pi, it's never-ending.

134. I wish we were in telophase, cause then I could admire your cleavage

135. baby you must be O2 cuz i m about to combust all over you

136. I just bought a molecular model kit, want to play with my stick and balls?

137. Forget hydrogen you're my number one element

138. you are like a proton in my core--without you i could never be the same.

139. Hey baby, wanna form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?

140. Baby, if you were oceanic crust and I was a continent, I'd let you subduct so we can make hot hot magma.

141. I do believe I am your reciprocal; we will be one when we multiply.

142. Hey baby, wanna form a zygote?

143. If I toss a fair coin, what are my chances of getting head?

144. hey baby, do you need an anatomy tutor? They say i'm the best because i prefer to use a more HANDS-ON approach.

145. Are you a non volitaile particle? Because you raise my boiling point.

146. If I went binary, you would be the 1 for me.

147. my hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because baby, i want you!

148. My love is like communism; everyone gets a share, and it's only good in theory.

149. you must be absolute, because every time you're around me, i feel positive

150. Hey baby, can I be your enzyme? because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.

151. Why don't you remove those barriers to imports? It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

152. how about you Palmitoylate my protein, so i can drive it into your lipid raft.

153. baby, i'm gonna break you like a large non-polar substance breaks a phospholipid bilayer!

154. what say we slip between my beta-pleated sheets and you get to know my alpha-helix?

155. i couldn't help but notice your impressive cleavage furrow...

156. let's exchange plasmids - my pilus is huge.

157. baby, if you let me pump my H+ ions into your intermembrane space, it would induce a massive conformational change in my f1 complex.

nyahahaha!!!! i lurv this gid ya... haha! xp
luv you guys!!! halong gid kamo pirme ha???n.n

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Happy Birthday Jozelle

Posted by oblivious2dobvious

Happy Birthday Joz...

17 ka na...

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Filipino Herbs Healing Wonders

Posted by -chester-

Tuba
Scientific name: Croton tiglium Linn. ;
English: Croton Oil Plant;
Tagalog: Tuba

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Im back fans! Vanity is in the house!

Posted by Amazing Grades
















Netherlands

Posted by ac08qbla

So far, vacation has been nice.. mapost lang ko pictures and stuff for you people to get what I mean!! hahaha..
This is me and my friend, Zulfathi.. He was with me in the Netherlands..
This was the time when we wandered around the woods and passed this sign.. Steenbok..
We found some guns in the closet, and tried to do CAT, weird..
Chopping wood!!
This is me, and the dog which is bigger than me (compare our heads)!!!

I did not know that we have proper pinball games in reall life!!
We went to the Hague, the part of the netherlands where the government is located.

This is the prince's house or something like that..
This is St. Jan, a very very big church in the Netherlands.. It is really cool actually...
This was just in one corner of the church, it was fantastic!!
I also went to feed the sheep!! SKRAPPY!!!
This is my picture, wherein I think mukha akong nasa barko!! OFW!!
Hmm.. Everything started to freeze.. It was so cool, really!!
This is what we did in the new year, we spent like hundreds of EUROS!! Just for paputok!!
And we also started the year with ICE SKATING!!
MORE ICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is just so random.. I wanted to take a picture on top of the tree.. I ended here...

Ermm.. Ginawa ko lang ni katulod!! hahahahaha..
After a snowball fight with my friend, we went to make a very big snowman!!
Wala lang, feel ko lang magpiano..
Then, sang 5, I went back to the college.. Here is me, michelle and jasper, from the netherlands..
Me and my christian friend Gifty, from Ghana!!
This is me and Aseya, from afghanistan..
Hehe.. That was more or less my vacation.. Actually I have loads of pictures, but it just takes so much time to upload..
Miss you all..
Quinn

dear krystel

Posted by Anonymous

happy birthday.. dba birthday mo subong?
gling di ka namon magreet kay way kami kabalo kon paano ka macontact. wala ka gd b gabakal cellphone mong. maski ang low tech lang. ano di ka kabalo mag gamit aw? di ka man amo na kamango.. taga-UP ka pu.. oops, correction. taga iba ka na gle nga eskwelahan.. tanga ka b mu.. ngaa nagtransfer ka pa? hindi ka gd ya satisfied sa quality sang up? ano gd gnasagap mo? mga mango sa CPU? hehe.
wala ka pa gd friendster or multiply. dn ka ya gnbata man? du taga bukid ka.
amo lang na. tani sadya imo birthday. happy birthday tel.

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

my christmas vacation... wow

Posted by charisse_pescos

it all started at frend quinn's bday...
i had nothing to do...
it was christmas agen...

sang nanotice ni mom na wla ku may ginahimu,
ginpakiskis nya ku sng pinta sa gate namun (para pintahan liwat)
ti du ka-unpractical ky indi man xa gyapon mapintahan dayun... (kay mainulan)

pero ginpilit gid kmi ya,
teh,
la may mahmu,
she's the boss,
we're the child laborers,

we labored. . .

grabe kiskis ku mu...

gkapilas kamut ku sa kasag.id...

nagwonder ku dayun kung naa ang kamut ni manung la gid pilas.
kay gli ng.gamit xa ya papel pramagtabon sa blade niya...

wow... better late than never...

hahaha...

sa 3rd day sng pagkiskis ku,
i was hoping for rain...
pro clouds lang ginhatag ni God... huhu

pag.23, la pa gyapun natapos,
ng2log ku gamay sa afternoon
kag pagbugtaw ku, (6pm)

may bag.o na commandment si mom... XD

pintahan namun kuno ang kitchen before mag.24!!!

deym. . . .

ti ky 10pm nag.abot c manung,
10pm man kmi ngstart paminta,
1am kmi natapos...
whew!!!


dsn may ara matter sa gift-wrapping...
sa akun gid tanan gnpawrap...
d man ku tni magreklamu kung 4-5 gifts lang..
pero 15?!?!?
grr...
la pa na bayad...

hehe salawayun man ku b... XD

may isa ka time na gs2 ku magbakal junk foods sa tyangge...
well, du indi xa perfectly legal sa blay namun...

why?
kay waste xa of money, (according to mom)
kg dpat i.share xa (i dnt wana share)

so, naglakat kmi sng pakaisa ku sa tyangge kag nagbakal junk food,
sng gpablik kmi,
gnaplanu nya na kng panu namun mapasulod and food w/o my mom noticing...

isa sa ideas nya is, ihaboy namun ang plastic full of food pkd2 sa terrace and hope no one will hear...

pero wla xa kbalo na may full-proof plan na gli aku... :D

pg.abot namun sa sagwa sa blay,
gpamangkot xa kng ihaboy na namun.
gnhamblan ku xa na may planu aku,

nbgla na lang xa sng pagsulod niya sa gate
kita nya may blue na yarn gatabid sa rail sng terrace,
gntie ku ang plastic bag sa yarn...

as in grabe2x kadlaw namun... XD
i dnt knw why...

ngsulod kmi sa blay,
gkinadlw pa kmi bsan gnasermonan kmi ni mom (d pwd magwa sa blay daan)

tapos sng sermon ni mom,
ngsaka kmi pkd2 sa terrace kag gnpull ang food namun pababaw...

we never ate so much junk food since then...


so, kacool sbng sng blay ku...
ang gate namun nakiskisan, pero la napintahan (kay gainulan)
ang kitchen namun napintahan, pero ugly xa gyapun...
dason may mysterious little dark blue yarn gatabid sa amun terrace...

XD hahahaha

Monday, January 5, 2009

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Thursday, December 25, 2008

Merry Christmas~

Posted by Mixtry

Come on. I know you guys are feeling nostalgic as well. Or looking for Cha's mouth. Whichever. :]
Enjoy. And Happy Holidays.

Extra: The Finale. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8D8iBSXPQI

...

Posted by Jessil Ray Aguilar

Merry Christmas Everyone!!!!!

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

メリークリスマス!!!

Posted by alexandra alvarez


nosebleed ba?

weheheheh....


MERRY CHRISTMAS lang yan!!!

kaya lang.....

-hindi tayo magkakasama para magcelebrate;
-wala na tayong misa sa school na kailangang attendan (sus! patulog-tulog lang tayo nun. tsaka puro chismisan at kalokohan lang tungkol kina china half-moon, harry potter, juday, at kung sinu-sino pang mga hindi mapapalad na nabinyagan ng code names);
-wala tayong christmas party;
- wala ng spag ni nang buday, pizza squares, 30" pizzas, coke, sprite, cupcakes, at iba pang mga nilalapang natin kada party;
-wala ng mga advisers na magsasabi sa atin na "children, ang mga sagbot. pamuluta!";
-wala ng manito-manita;
-wala ng something something;
-wala ng mga weird at napaka-unexpected na mga gifts na talaga naman nakakapagpasaya sa atin;
-wala ng mga kilig moments kung malaman ng lahat na si uhm ang nabunot ni uhm;
-wala ng picture taking before, during, and after the party;
-wala ng mga pictures na iuupload sa friendster, multiply at facebook na magpapakita sa WWW (whole wide world! o di ba?) na sa time na yun, ang buong TAU ay naging masaya at sama-sama sa pasko;
-kahit na memories ng christmas sa TAU na lang talaga ang dala-dala natin hanggang sa gumurang tayong lahat


okay lang yan...hehe...


Merry Christmas sa ating lahat and may God bless us and our families!



p.s. tanda niyo pa yung kanta ni patty last christmas? hehehe...

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Bonne Anniversaire!

Posted by JEsmean

YEAH! 12 na sa Pinas! Happy Birthday QWERTY!!


Sana magka.snow sa birthday mo para special.. haha.. 

happy birthday cha

Posted by oblivious2dobvious

Happy Birthday Cha!!!!

Sunday, December 14, 2008
Posted by JEsmean

Kanina ko lang fully na-appreciate and pagbblog ng tau.. haha.. Which reminds me, isa pala ako sa mga invisible sa tau blog.. haha..


So yun na nga.. Bumisita kasi dito sa manila kanina si Alex.. At syempre ano pa ba yung iba naming pagkkwentuhan bukod sa walang kamatayang bagong chismis about sa tau.. haha.. So ayun, we talked about this and that, and buhay ni ganito ganyan.. Na halos lahat naman nabasa lang namin sa blog since pareho kaming mga loner sa aming respective schools.. Except kay Ate at kay Doll.. na nag.beach-flirting kanina.. try nyo rin.. para naman maging masaya ang buhay nyo.. haha.. sa friendster na siya gali..

Kag sa mga people da gali nga ma-attend lantern parade! sa up dil na gali.. gusto ko magkadto kay daw kaboring na lang gid di sa ateneo.. la gid Christmas lights! So amu na.. galing di gid ko sure sa wednesday.. kay may long test kami sa programming sa next day.. haha.. kag may paper gali kami.. kinanglan namon maghimo sang legend kung din naghalin ang luha.. haha.. kung may ideas kamo da, hatag da bi!

So anyway, try ko gid mag.kadto!! haha.. daw kanami daan kay kanami sang ngalan.. haha..


Friday, December 12, 2008

christmas vacation...starts now

Posted by oblivious2dobvious

anyway...long time no post...

hayz...busy gid yah ph life...

pero..since last day na subong sang class...

happy gid ko...

finally...makapahuway na ko...

well...that's what i thought...

and mga teachers...naghatag sila sang assignment for the xmas break...

huhuhuhu...

they are sooooo mean...

anyway...

story mode anay...

well...yesterday...may reportings sa bio 20(microbio)

teh...ang isa kareporter...chem siya nga 4th year...si ate joy(tama ba???)

sang nagstart na siya talk...

omg...DAW SI ALEX!!!!

fengshui...grabe gid yah...

actually...si rommel na naghambal na daw si alex siya...

pero...i agree...haha...

si kat pa gid...ga-agree man...

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senxa gid kung wla pulos ginapanghambal ko...

hehe...

confessions of a girl with mistaken identity

Posted by alexandra alvarez

ang arte ng title ko..hahaha...drama? di bagay...

ay naku. ewan ko ba. mukha ba talaga akong korean?
as i see it, mukhang hindi naman. mukha naman akong typical filipina.

bakit ganooooooonnnnnn???????


anyway...so much drama....haha...

ganito kasi yun...

koreans. nagkalat din sila rito sa uplb just like in any other places in this country.
one time, naglalakad akong mag-isa sa may freedom park(grounds ng uplb na pwedeng maging venue for rallies, exercises, concerts and PDAs kung maggagabi na (yuk!). at siyempre, hindi mawawala ang napakaspecial na function nito: ang maging lakaran. daanan.) papunta sa next class nang mapansin ko na ang shadow ko ay natabunan ng shadow ng iba. yun pala, may tumabi sa aking korean at kinausap ako. and guess what. in korean. hindi ko na pinatagal kung ano man yung chu2x na sinasabi niya kasi hindi ko maintindihan!

kaya sabi ko sa kanya, "sir, excuse me but i don't understand you. do you speak english?"

aba! at natameme ang lolo mo.hahahahhahahaha....

nagtanong lang ng direction. kala kasi niya kasama ako sa mga unang batch ng koreans na pinadala rito para maging exchange student. so yun. nagsorry naman siya.

this happened again. different month. different korean. same reason.

ano ba yan! palusot nila siguro yun. mga style nila bulok. haha...charing!

sabi ko, pagka nagkaron pa ng third time, naku! pagtitripan ko na lang...pang hapi-hapi. haha...

e nangyari nga. nung kinausap ako nung pangatlo, may pinagsasasabi na naman siya (as usual) na hindi ko alam! e naalala ko yung tripping ko...hahahaahahah...sabi ko, yari ka ngayon!

korean #3: achuchcuchcuhu, churva churva, shing shing, echos.

me: anyong aseo. (basta yung hello nila sa korean).

korean #3: achuchcuchcuhu, churva churva, shing shing, echos. achuchcuchcuhu, churva churva, shing shing, echos. achuchcuchcuhu, churva churva, shing shing, echos.


aba! at hindi ako tinigilan! sabi ko, patay! ako nayari.... T.T

me: sir, excuse me. i'm sorry but i'm not korean. i only now anyong aseo as a greeting. do you speak english?

ayun...natanga yung korean...mga ilang seconds pa bago siya nakapagsalita ulit. nakakabangag di ba?!
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kawawa naman kayo, heavygat ang mga sked niyo...ako kasi, ang luwag2x...pano ba naman kasi, yung isang major subject ko, hindi ako nabigyan...punuan kasi...chem17...kaya isusummer ko na lang...

magsusummer ba kayo?
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hanggang 17 na lang ang classes dito. actually pwede na kong umuwi ng 16 ng hapon kasi wala na kong class sa 17. kaso, sa 17 ng gabi, may party chuchu pa sa dorm. kaya sa 18 ng madaling araw na lang ako uuwi.

anyway, e di sa 16 may class pa kami. tapos, may bali-balita na may oblation run na magaganap dito sa uplb. APO raw ang mga matatapang at malalakas ang loob na magpakita ng kanilang mga kalooban. hahahaha...12 nn daw. e ang class namin ng math mula 11:30-12:45. so, nagmamakaawa mga kaklase ko...manonod daw sila... ewan ko ba...bakit ba excited sila dun? aside sa pagiging bold in public to show everybody na ang spirit and the value of the oblation ay nabubuhay pa sa mga iskolar ng bayan, meron bang intention ang mga mag-ooblation run na maging exebitionist? ewan ko lang...malay niyo...ang besides, hindi registered frat dito ang APO. kaya baka maulit daw yung nangyari last year sa oblation run. hinabol daw ng mga pulis yung mga tumatakbo...hahahhahahha...patawa!

magine!
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ito na lang muna. wala pa namang masyadong bago rito...kwentuhan ko na lang kayo ulit...hehe...

o cya sige, ingat!

luv ya tau!!!

miss you all.....


Wednesday, December 3, 2008

about the girl dog who can't shut up!

Posted by charisse_pescos

one time,

i bought a pink wrapper for my clear folder in Engr124,

gnwrap ku clear folder ku eh...

gnhatag ku daun sa akun groupmate para xa nlang mapasa...


VJ comes in the picture,

nameet nya akun groupmate kg clear folder...


he admired it... DUH...

so my groupmate told him that i wrapped the clear folder...


hmbal daun ni bitch (VJ) na im turning into a girl because i have a boyfriend na!!

chismoso na bitch ah... >.<


dason namangkot groupmate ku kng may bf na ku eh?!?

VJ, ur a BITCH!!!!


if no one needs to know, don't tell!!!



LESSON LEARNED: don't whisper when there is a vj....

Monday, December 1, 2008

First post... at last.. hehe...

Posted by diano_bryan090192

tuod lng daw wla mn gd q gni i.post hehe....

ok sa dorm na q gle g.stay (sa mga wla k.blo... hehe).. daun rum8 q c john.noel... ng.hlin dan rum8 nya ky indi nya type c john.noel...hehe... before ang rum8 q dan isa k mbb.person.. daun wla gd kmi g.talk... rum8 q xa for like 5 days lng....

daun my.ara to sa dorm nga RA (resident assistant) k.apelyido q xa... ngalan yah is jericho... jericho diano... d lng q xur sa spelling... basta mu nah... n.init q sa iya ah... daw m.suka q an mkta q xa... as in... ky one time 2 dan.. g.pungq q sa lobby tas my upod q yah e... gubra kmi sang lab report... dau gn.approach yah q... gn.ask yah q qn free aq sa friday.... hmbal q ok lng.. daun gn ask nya q nga mg.watz sang muvi.... daun hindi yah pg.hmbal qn nu nga muvi... teh filing q porn nga sa film institute... bsi dose (guy-to-guy relationship.. bata kg mal.am)... teh gn refuse q xa e... filing close gd xa yah sa aqn ah... hmbal yah hagadon mn qnu c noel... k.ilinit sa iya... n.feel q n.harass gd q ah... hehe... dw m.suka gd q yah.. tuod... as in...!... hay....
dpat gle sya ang rum8 ni john.noel... ngexchange kmi.. hehe... daun... gn sacrifice q ang aqn nga fan pra mka.exchange kmi... huhu... wla xa dqan. fan... mu nah.... bitch sa iya ah...

uhmm... medyo budlay subng nga second sem... from 7.30 - 5.15 class q... k.budlay gd yah... my break mn e gling budlay lng gd.... subng dan my chem 31 ko kg 31.1... ang 31.1 lab n xa... budlay xa infairness ha... organi chem na xa.... dapat gni sa 2nd year second sem q p na xa kuhaon gling wla na slot pra sa chem 17... huhu... dw n.depress lng q gwa ky mga upod q mga higher years... daun dmu mn kmi freshies e... upod q mn c jessa... gling dw kluluoy lng sa amun e... mas advanced dan yah ang mga higher years... mas dmu cla n.bal.an... teh k.sad lng... k.budlay mg.compete...

daun... weird sang prof nmun sa physics lab (physics 71.1)... weird gd yah sa iya... dw weird lng gd yah... budlay i.describe... basta weird lng gd xa ya.... dw geek nga dw otistic tas my ADHD... weird gd yah sa iya... gling buot xa... hehe...

dats all for now.. hehe.... until next post...

love y'all...hehe

bubi, bessie, bryan

Sunday, November 30, 2008

backbiting never fades. [+NEWS! O.O]

Posted by geb

well, amu mn japon...
sang sa tau, gapanuya na (well, di mn gid. for fun lng) , subong, mas nag grabe pa (ayti).
well, sa mga prof namon.. mejo gakakonsyensya mn q gni *gamay* pero haha! fun :P

physics 71
well, yah.. buot amon prof, pero funny.. dakudaku iya pointing and f***ing finger sa right hand. haha.
well, mga 5 inches long and 1 inch in diameter.. freaky gni.. o.O
(ahem panu ahyan xa gakuha bu`ger?)
btw, hambal gni nina nong bemboy & nang roda, 'hotdog... jombo hotdog... WITH BUN!!!' lol...!!!
hala ka mean ngd ya saqn (slash sa amon) T.T

physics 71.1 (lab)
la q may maisip... paos? as in uber mega paos? haha. ambot..

pe 2 sd
ano na gani ang bayi nga may folds sa neck? (rommel, parehos bala kay nang... ******* xD)
metafemale or fats lng gid na ya? basta mu na.. funny pa gid dayon cya mag act nga exaj sa mga sala namon.. well, mga simple sala lng mn. pero funny cya mag act.

anyways sa pe may classmate kmi nga russian. haha.. sagay xa ka kadlawan ni bryan kay (wait.. seryoso ni ha!) WALA GALAIN BAYO YA SINCE SECOND MEETING! lol. as in... daw daster (di mn gid) with orange design. basta.. la gd ya gachange. haha.

comm 3
THE MOST BORING SUBJECT. well, foe me, marian, and phillip. si georgia ginahambalan kmi nga 'nasa tao lang naman yun kung feeling nila boring si sir'... haha well... majority *squeek* so yah.. boring gid xa ya.!!!

well, nagintra xa something... ano to? slimmers world whatever. pagkanext meeting nagpatan xa. well, bgo ko lng narealize ang evil thought nga ni, pero tani naovertan nlng xa... as in tani nag itom itom as in like african black nlng ang pagkatan cya. masadyahan pa ko guro samtang galesson xa... haha.!

chem 16 lab
uhhh... la lng. may tone xa... weird tone? daw may question mark ang end sang sentences nya? as in like amu ni? tapos... iya mata daw iya ka zombee... nga brown.. nagpatan nga zombee that's it! toink!

chem 16 lec
fun! haha mang-it prof namon.. may pa houses houses pa kmi. la lng kay sa lec, daw gincombine ang 4 ka lab sections.. okay ang houses namon iya ka harry potter and maquiditch quiditch pa kmi (frisbee - tsakto spelling?). okay anti-hp ako pero daw sadya mn ah...

btw, sh*t nga twilight.. la lng. di ko man xa feel. sa title pa lang... then about xa vamps. well, di ko mxado feel ang vamps so... akh.. di ko xa feel.

math 17
sadya!!! mej... kay ang prof daan namon. upod sa 'terror group' (not rly) nga ppg.
la lng.. ginassume namon nga xa si bubbles kay most of the time blue suot ya (diff variations of blue) and sometimes ginaguess na namon what kind of blue shirt ya. o diba?
well, di na xa ang fun part.. ang fun part, well, kadasig cya maghambal... faster than sir majal... well, not faster than ma'am (you know) but spontaneous iya paghambal dasig. hihi. after math class, well... hagard. brain drain. xP (pero mas hagard GID ya ang TTh kay after math may uber mega boring comm 3 pa!!! crap no?)

la lng... so mu na tana ko nga subjs for this sem... with my awesome (slash worst yung comm3!!!) teachers. hehe. mula noon. hanggang ngayon. di pa rin kumukupas... haha... ayti.


[NEWS!!!]

well, about the news...
DI NA INNOCENT SI MARIAN!!!
muhaha. la lng. kaevil saqn gin announce ko gid.

kay sang friday, ngtan-aw kmi live a.i.d.s... iya ka samaskom (basta daw mass comm org xa) nga funny nga i dunno. di mn xa stage play nga serious (funny gani. duh. crimestop...) basta mu na ah.. with tuesday vargas and nalipat na ko sin-o tong pinoy artist man nga busong daw 3 months.. basta mu na...

dayon, may part nga may oblation run 'kuno'... stuff.. stuff... stuff... dayon, sa last part sang part nga to, daw something like ginhambal may oble run 'kuno'... well, even ako gaexpect nga wala oblation run 'kunuhay' kay well, first sa theater xa and damodamo tawo gatan-aw, kay the tickets were sold for P700, P500, down (pero free amon tickets ya kay freshies muhaha), and third, mejo mepagkadesente mn ang show. te amo to. or gaexpect mn ko nga may skintone nga something lng sila nga ginasuot.

te, anhun ta, wala.. haha. so.. wahaha... mu na ah. basta. mau lng sa mejo layo kmi.. pero hambal gid ni marian... (not exact words, but something like mu ni) '...pila pa ka seconds before ko naglook back...' and 'duh... kaclear bala vision ko!' haha... la lng.. funny...


[EDIT]

P.S. WAHAHAHAHAHA!!! okay fter ko post sini post namasa ko older posts. haha lol. daw kafrustrated b*tches samon ni phillip who keep on talking about our teachers over... and over... and over.. yet still another over again!!! haha mang-it mn ni mn. well, sala namon bla kaintense sang amon mga hinigugmang manunudlo? lol.

Thursday, November 27, 2008

i am so pissed off

Posted by Anonymous

so you see, i have this most boring professor ever. it's kinda ironic though because his subject is supposed to be communication arts. our topic today was about listening and attention. how will i learn the art of speaking (which includes preventing the 7-second attention span lapse) if he can't even keep my senses focused to him? so i'm thinking to drop his freakin' boring class.

speaking of dropping..
this is the most haggard sem of my life. i have 3 major subjects. and there is no way out. you can't drop any of the 3 because all are prerequisites. i need math for my chem and physics. i need physics for my higher physics. drop one, and drop all. and what else, if i drop the 3 of them, i'm left with comm3 and pe. the hell. and i hate comm3.

and pe. i have this crush in pe. and she's not my freakin' partner. and so i want to drop pe. because my partner smelled like mungbean.

that's all thank you.

"Whatever..."--miley cyrus for cancer

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Lo - lo - lo - lo - lo - lo - lolipop..

Posted by ac08qbla

Nagpop lang sa brain ko ang song..

Anyway.. I have this thai 2nd year, and her name is Monrada..
But we call her mon..

One day, my malaysian friend, Azhar, tried to make fun of her..
Azhar: "Mon, do you know what sister is in Malay??"
Mon: "no.. can you teach me??"
Azhar: "It's poke, so when I call you now, I say, poke mon, which means sister mon"

Azhar kept on repeating pokemon pokemon pokemon..

Mon realized that there was something fishy, and asked Amin, the other malaysian 2nd year, on what does poke mon really mean in malay..

I was with amin, and I said, "mon, you shouldn't say that, do you know that poke is a bad word in Filipino??"

And I found out later on that same goes with malay, it's just that they speak it differently, puki.. haha... Mon got really pissed off with me cause I told her jokingly, what about your sister?? is it "mon's poke???".. haha..


Also, thanks to me, my bangladeshi dormmate is now saying "Putang ina mo".. He is having a compilation of swear words in every language.. He actually is very good at it..
Usual thing he says: "What the fucking hell is this??", "What the fuck are you doing?".. "What the fuck is wrong with you?"..
I was surprised one time, when he was singing (in a very weird way) ("Pinoy ka sigaw na sigaw na, sige.. kung maganda ka sigaw na, sige.. kung buhay mo'y mahalaga, sige.. salamat sa 'yong suporta..")!!! haha.. It was really weird, I was like "Hey!! It is Filipino!!".. Apparently he likes black eyed peas.. so that's why..


And I also have this self taught class, where all people of different languages chose study their own language. When we are having a discussion, i find it so funny because all people have different accents.. Russian is very weird like I couldn't understand it at all!!, malay is like a karay-a person speaking english, middle easterns have thier own accents as well, so does the africans..


There was also this night when Amin, a malaysian, and Miguel, a spanish, was talking to me, and the topic later came to the language. When we started comparing words, I found out that kinaray-a is very like malay, tagalog is a very mix of spanish and malay.. I find it interesting, because the general trend was that, if it wasn't spanish, then it is malay.. haha..
Most of what we call our body parts are malay words (mata, irong, talinga, etc..).. And also, isa dalawa tatlo apat is very similar to malay..
Most of the things in our house are spanish (kutsara, tinidor, kutsilyo, plato, kotse)..
They went almost hysterical when I told them that "hey, I think the spanish words that we have are the things we took from them.." haha..


Also, did you know that apart from the Filipino one, there is also a Thai, Cambodian, and a Malay Version of Qing Fei De Yi??? The OST of Meteor Garden Season 1.. It was really cool!! Like we started singing it in our different languages!! haha..


We have a table football in our house, each house has one.. And you know the rule that somebody has to run around naked if he is beaten 10-0?? My Jordanian dormmate Jawad did it after losing to Ehsan, my Bangladeshi dormmate.. Haha.. But he had his boxers on though..





I still have lots of stuff to tell you but I still have lots of stuff to do..
Exams are this week.. Pray for me guys.. Weeeheeee!!




Mabuhay ang Pilipinas..

Love y'all..


QIN

FTW?*

Posted by Anonymous

i just hate it when i make a freakin' entry in this freakin' blog and no one seemed to care to drop a comment. well that only means that no one is trying to read my freakin posts.

just kiddin'. i'm being kuzco-ish.

anyway.

i see a great improvement in the blog. a lot of posts actually just popped up, especially from the once extinct charrise who now shares her dramatic life with "kyutex" aka nail polish and her Maalaala Mo Kaya break-up with Ivo. you know cha, the title of your story can be something like "Cellphone" or "Text Message" or "Bakit wala na akong natatanggap na message galing sayo boypren?"

icky.

quinn's atlantian school is quite interesting, with all the poopy games and the beef stroganoff (the what?). i was wondering, would quinn be really better of in atlantis than in the philippines? you know, our clock here in the philippines seemed to be interesting in any way.

life is a mess man. nothing is happening right here. i really thought that updil would bring such a new experience for me. what i do everyday is wake up then go to school and then after 10 hours go back to the dorm and sleep. so freakin bored right here. i want to have a kind of excitement everytime i think of school. i want to feel that kind of spice i felt when we were in high school.

what do you do to stay alive? i hate college. no friends. a lot of unresolved issues with the past. going beyond your values just for something. this is so not me! i am freakin alone here. well, most of the time. i'm in the dorm, well, and i don't seem to fit in their cliques. i'm not good in basketball. i don't know DOTA. i'm fat, ugly, and an idiot! (what?)

this is so much drama.

fuck you phillip.

*fuck the what?

Monday, November 24, 2008

how ever it led to this...

Posted by charisse_pescos

whehe...

for the last month
gapanumdum ku madalum kng naa nag.give up aku...

naa nag.amu ku ni?

panu ni nagstart?

akun gid man ni sala?? (kng magjudge kmu, comment lng da)

now i know why nagbnuang gid ku. . .


kaagi na kmu wla nakakuha message sa phone nu for a very long time???


na everytime may message,

hlin mn lang gli kay SMART...


wel it sucks...
it sucks hard...

i solemnly think na amu na ngaa gnbreakan ku si ivo...


guba phone nya... wel... was broken...

after ku xa gnbreakan,
nag.alive number nya.. O.O
for the first time since forever...


after ku xa gnbreakan,
gntawgan nya ku sa house without me asking for it...
for the first time ever... O.O


hmm...

kaagi na kmu think na indi kmu mag.updanay sa imu one true love for 4 years??

law.ay sang feeling parts... >.<

mu na gnhambal ni ivo sakn...

kd2an nya ku d after 4 years pa...

after ku xa gnbreakan,
ginconfess nya na mkd2 di xa sa sembreak... :3
wow...

cool2X...

sayang2X...

tni wla ku nlang xa gnbreakan nu?...

tni gnhamblan ku lang xa na di ku comfortable not being texted... >.<



ah wel... we win some, we learn some.. :)

at least, may gatext na sakn subong... muhahaha