Thursday, November 13, 2008

wtp?

Posted by Anonymous

what the prof?
kay ginhambal na man ni geb...
madugang na lang ko.

[wala na namon gintawag nga ma'am/sir/miss/prof or whatever ang amon mga prof.ginahatagan na lang namon sila nicknames kag amo na lang na ang ginatawag namon sa ila, maski sa klase.]

prof 001.math 53 aka higher math.no i'm kiddin'.
name:deita [pronounced as dita!--with the stress]
nick:bubbles
madness level: hardcore
attributes:equipped with razor sharp claws, she can scratch you to death like a domain of a polynomial on a logartithmic equation [yak!so nerdy]. she is also a fast talker so you better choose: either you listen, look at the black board, or take notes. choose only one.
trivia:namian ko bla siya.ka-agressive.du mangaon bata.hehe.paborito ko nga prof for now.

prof 002.pe aka social dance aka modelling agency
name:aguilar
nick: siling ya ginatawg siya nga ma'am "a". pro ginatawag ko siya nga "minetta".
madness level: 6 feet below the ground
attributes: a frustrated model herself, she owns a modeling agency located at vangaurd rooftop, updiliman, qc. she teaches balancing on the balls of the feet, balancing on one ball and lifting the other, walking forward, walking backward [backward--patalikod nga lakat] and walking forward and backward the whole hour of class. she owns a non existent e-mail address [ginpasend nya kami sang details sa isa ka email add pro hambal sang mailer-daemon wala nagaexist ang account nga ina.]

prof 003.
comm3 aka "how to throw an eraser to a classmate"
name:geneta
nick:ar-ar/chi-chi
madness level:marianas trench
attributes:he is in showbiz. he told us he works for gma 7 as a double for mike enriquez if the latter gets embestigated. he is oozing with boring-ness. anyway, he is acquainted with troy montero and has been in Extra challenge.
trivia:marian wanted us to take this course because ar-ar daw is the hottest prof in town.
ar-ar's gonna be joining miss and mr slimmer's world [or something..i can't remember].now marian. what do you say? we have to go all the way to the 5th floor of CAL for that pig!

prof 004.chem 16 lab aka alchemy lab
name:harriet
nick:harriet hufflepuff
madness level: negative
attributes:she has no special powers of some sort. but she is our potions class professor. hambal niya kon magahod kami sa class hindi siya mahadlok nga pasabugan kami sang HCl.
trivia: ngaa hufflepuff? kay gin divide kami sang amon alchemy professor sa different houses. so kami ang hufflepufff. wala lang.coincidence sa ngalan nya. harriet. harriet hufflepuff.

prof 005.chem 16 lecture aka alchemy arts
name:bryan
nick:bryan d frustrated cd maker
madness level:mushroom
attributes:likes to make audio cds and distibute the noise to class. he said he usually base the content of his cd in his overall mood for the sem. he's not really that interesting and funny. i find his class super sleep inducing. i usually yawn 10-15 times in his class. he's also the one who divided the different classes to houses. he is so addicted to ha-e potah. like angeline. and another thing: he looks like nico meneses, but a little gay-er.hehe.

prof 006.physics 71 lecture aka the-most-boring-class-ever-in-the-history-of-the-philippines
name:ranzivel
nick:ranzakL
attributes:siling ni geb nga siling ni nang rhoda dako dako dako ni kunu ang iya mga tudlu. haha.amo lang na ang nabal-an ko siya.hindi ako interested sa iya daan.haha.

share man kamo sangmga prof nyo da sa miami. kag krystel share ka man sang mga prof mo sa cpu!kag jessamine sa ateneo.hehe.kag kent sa upMLA.haha.sige later.


1 comments:

geb said...

bgo ko lnag nabasa.. haha.. funny.
wah first comment lng ni? haha lol. luoy mn... don't be upset...