Friday, May 8, 2009

hellllllooooo!

Posted by Amazing Grades

this blog is officially DEAD...DICATED TO ALL TAU! weeeee!

wala lang.. wala maubra... lapit na magpuli akon bessie (you heard me ryt.. akon.. indi imo... indi inyo. akon lang.. gets?

lapit naman ko magpuli (kuno abi halin man ko lain nga country)...
note: please pretend you are all dying to see me...

fine serious na ko... overnyt ta b... sumwer far.. somewere..wolf... joke.. somewhere intimate... baw daw date b.

damu periods dba? ka fun fun! hidlaw na ko sa spag d sa manila...

damu nga freaky happenings diri... ginkawatan amon room.. bye roomie's laptop and cellphone... me? wala may nadula kay lock ya akun door.. iya ya dan gina bilin nya nga abri...

may classmate man ko nga superclose na gd kidnapon... as in freaky in experience.. with death threats and all that..

ay may ara d pastry shop ngalan ya KINK CAKES... guess nyo ano nabaligya nga... kinky things eh... next week mabakal kami penis and vagina shaped chocolate. yum yum.. sino gusto penis/vagina shaped cakes for their bdays.. just raise ur hands.. haha!

kadto kamo d bla! lagaw ta!

ay lapit na gli concert ni david cook (with the beer belly) kag david archuleta (the one who looks like a gnome) sa moa open grounds.. sana lang d umulan... at sana d sya sobrang nakakapagod... like i have to hike pa the bukid of banahaw te next day for our (P.I. 100 subject) yeah nice subject ryt? p*t*ng i*a 100... joke yan! my classmates made that up.. haha pero seriously.. rizal studies.. so whats the relationship bet rizal and banahaw? tama! wala actually kalabot sa paris kag germany si rizal. actually ara lang 2 sya sa banahaw ga hike... joke lang!

ka useles na sing mga napangsulat ko... owel papel... choknat poknat..

ciao!

16 comments:

ac08qbla said...

Si anj nagvolunteer na nga pwede ta ka stay sa iya house!! Bessie, is this the much-awaited comeback of the love team this year?? haha..

Oi, just for the matter of fact, my dormmate calls me kinky (quinn-ky).. haha..

Grabe man na nga kawatay man, diri ya wala gid may gakadula, bisan diin mo lang ilapta gamit mo.. pero kung may madula gid man, i'm pretty sure madakpan ka gid, and grabe man dayon ang punishment.. hehe..

I didn't get the somewhere far, somewhere wolf joke.. hehe.. i don't know, i may have been away too long, or i'm just.. i don't know...

For how many nights na ako gadream of home.. haaaay.. it's been a while..

Amazing Grades said...

grabe! this is the moment that we've all been waiting for... angge and me together again.. ara 2 pic namon sa multiply. haha..

kinky? love the name.. hi kinky. my name's horny.. nice to meet u..

some"were wolf"?? hello??? wats hpening to the world... sagad lang gd ko ya guro mag joke... t kung ma ov ta to day angge pano ang spag ni mama buday..

ako ga dream man ko of home... the beautiful landscape.. the lush valleys and hills, the air caressing my body... i feel orgasmic in this place called ILOILO... ay joke wala lang

bored na ko di...

Keekers said...

Haha. Really nice play on words.
Kinky.
Where-wolf.
Whatever. Hahaha.

Big Friend, you've been watching too much porn, or reading too much literotica. Hahahaha. But then, there's never too much, is there! xDDD

Hay... Mishu Tau D;

Amazing Grades said...

no! nagpromise na ako sang una nga ma change kag d na mag watch porn...
(high ako... i dont know what im talking about... like that's ever gonna happen! haha!)

overnyt kag lagaw kung mag abot na si bessie!!! weee!

nagsagad na ko dan mag joke.. damo na ko jokes nga i share...nami2x gd haha!

Keekers said...

Ga-drugs ka pa gid??? xDDD

Sige ba. Hehehe. Diin ka subong Big Friend?

Amazing Grades said...

ri d manila... ga summer.. high ko.. lesson dan namun stat kag rizal.. RIZAL!!!! my gahd! stat is so toxic.. like you have to make a research paper ( d lang proposal kundi paper talaga)in a span of 5 weeks... pakshet... toxic.. eyebags ko daw samsonite na nga travelling bag
haha

Keekers said...

Hay, Big Friend. Di ko magets mga joke mo. xD

Chapters 1-8+? Hahaha. Hay... I hate research of the sort. Stat pa nga research paper? : O

ac08qbla said...

Ano nga chapters 1-8+??? rawr!! i only have this research, like 4000 words!! And to think that i'm studying in a 1st world country.. hehe..

Somewhere wolf.. bessie.. lameness.. Just kidding.. I don't know, nadula na akon sense of analy(s/z)ing jokes.. s is british, and z is american.. As in.. pero funny pa gid kay di man ko gihapon kaintindi di sang mga jokes nila di, well, sometimes.. hehe..

How is stat toxic?? I've had it as well, and it was like total rubbish.. it's like learning how to press the calculator.. hehe.. I remember gali, ang graphics calculator ni ma'am barlas, TI-83, was it, amu na ginagamit namon di subong.. mahal xa, like £65! hehe..

Bessie, matan-aw ka sang concert ni david cook?? when na xa?? tagpila?

friend maan!! i'm going home in 12 days!!! WEEEEEEEEEEE!!

Keekers said...

Introduction, Related Lit, Methodology, Data Analysis, Results and Discussion, Summary and Conclusion, Recommendation, Appendices and Index.

And all this for a study on UP freshmen's perspective on the moral-ethical issue on euthanasia.

Eutha.

Haha.

Mu man na actually ang abi ko sa research sang una. And it broke my heart to know that we had to do the stuff I mentioned above. The chapter shit. Arg.

Hahaha. Learning how to press a calculator. Funny ah.
Diri ya, damu equations and stuff, so just the calculator isn't enough. xD

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Hehehe. Can't wait!!! 8DDD

Amazing Grades said...

nope im not kay ara kami banahaw for our Rizal field trip... haha.. so overpriced.. beyonce and FOB front row ay 10k lang.. du sino gd sila.. the beer belly and the garden gnome?? loser much! haha lousy gd ya.. sa class namun isa lang malantaw kag VIP lang gani gnkuha ya.. kay ka overpriced na..

pero ang concert sing Pussycat dolls malantaw kami.. june 11 pa man.. hehe. yep... d lang sya kasing simple ng pressing of a calculator. its like anova and ttest nga manual.. and we have to do research.. as in research all 8 chapters... i wish matapos ko sya on time.. sad gd ya.. haha

Keekers said...

My gad. Wala ni gid ko hope nga makalantaw concert. So poor...

Beer belly and garden gnome? Di ko gets ang garden gnome na part. >_<

Amazing Grades said...

ummm... archuleta looks like a garden gnome.. pwd man munchkin? haha!

Keekers said...

Haha. Sang kaina ko lang narealize, sang nakita ko ang news nga nagabot na sila nga duwa sa Manila. Slow sakon a. xD

Jessil Ray Aguilar said...

maan san-o aton enrollment??

Keekers said...

Daw wala pa sang posting, pero hambal ni Jea, sa June 4 pa. I dunno kun din ya nakwa ang info.

Jessil Ray Aguilar said...

thanks!!!