TAU '08 Blog

What does EAYCE mean?
It's what you call "Eat All You Can Eat"!!!
Hehe..
Sadya gid ya!!
Ang mga absent to (like friend MD) missed the fun really!!!
For once in my whole pisay life nakaginansya ko over the coop!!
And I'm not the only one.. HAHAHA..


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(Daw skit.. hehe.. not all of these were actually said, but the thought is this)
"Ma "eat all you can" kamo?"
"tag pila aw?"
"100"
"100 lang, sige ah.. birahan ta gid ha!!"
"Indi gid ta mapapirdi ah!!"
"kaya ko na makaubos more than 100 pesos nga worth ya!"

And the game begins after giving 100 pesos to Bryan's mom (nang eves)

Contestants of the Game (extremes of the classroom.. who do you think will win?)
1. Kent - the classroom's biggest.. Obviously in all aspects.. For now, let's consider the biggest stomach..
2. Quinn - that's me, smallest in TAU.. Smaller than everyone or everything else.. Eats more than Kent most of the time when in school (that's a fact really)..
3. Krystel - the tallest girl you'll ever see in class.. Has the smallest waistline-to-height ratio (i think).. Most lovely too! (love you veratel!!!!)
4. Bra - the HORNIEST (no violent reactions right?) and the smartest (hmmp).. Can possibly do everything - helping you with assignments to grabbing tits and butts and even licking your face..

*the game begins, the coop starts to lose*

1st round..
"di ta magkaon rice, barato na ang rice.. gamay lang nga rice"
"Di ta anay mag-inom anything, dali ta na mabusog"
"kaon ta chicken and beef steak, they are surely mahal"
"tapos na kamo?? tindog ta, dungan lang ta ha"

*stands together, with facial expressions telling everyone that "we're not done yet!"*

2nd round..
"shet, kanami gid ni ya, I'm enjoying this, I already ate 6 ka sud-an, 120 pesos na ni!!"
"gani man, kasadya man ni man!"
"ta, kuha pa ta?"
"Upod lang ta, hulata kami"

*stands again, this time, more and more people are looking*

3rd round..
"kasulum-od na, ambot ah.. di pa ko busog galing nasum-odan na ko sa mga sud-an"
"gani, kasulum-od gid man"
"mars, ang mga gulay, left overs man ni?"
"basi, kan-a na lang"
"ta sige na, dessert na ta oh.."
"dali lang, diri lang kami (quinn) anay ni bra.. daw gutom gid kamo, una lang kamo.."
"kaon kamo dessert, para di na na sum-od"
"tel, damuon mo gid kaon mo ha, para mabal-an ta capacity mo"
*tel and kent goes as the table, krystel showing much more eagerness (aggressive)..*

4th round..
(bra and quinn still at their third round)
"dessert na, damuon ta gid ni, tag 20 man ni daan guro ang per serve"
"gani man, si krystel kafunny, ginhambalan ko nga butangan sing sabaw sang jelly ang suman, ginbutangan ya man, gindamo ya pa gani"
*everyone at the table looks at krystel's colored suman, krystel does not seem to notice and still eats with all her heart*
*quinn and bra seems to have finished their kasulum-od food this time, and are very happy to have a taste of the desserts*
"ta, tindog na ta, mapirdi na gid ni ang coop"
*stands again, despite of all the judging looks of the coop staff*

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Coop manager: Daw wala pa gid ako may nakit-an nga pareho sini sa UP.. Pirdi gid ta ni kung amo ni sila tanan..
Manong suplado nga kalbo: pirdi ko pa na sila
Nang eves: Grabe sang bata ko pakan-on ba, pirdi ya pa ko..
Nang sha: Dira nalang sila bi nagpungko sa may gina-kan-an..
Manang sa may grocery: Di pa gid na sila mag-uluntat?

hmm.. with all those judging stares..
i think they're disgusted..
perhaps for having the most giveaway promo, EVER!!
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5th round (quinn and bra's 4th round, just follow the pattern, pisay scholars!)
*perhaps, everyone around looks at us, but, hell, we don't care!*
*everyone this time is eating desserts*
"hala, busog na ko, damo na ko nakaon, pero go man gihapon ah!"
"ka weird sang jelly nga ni (red).. ano ni flavored?"
"yeah, lychee"
"ay ok.. weird man ni man"
*everyone, still not satisfied with all the food they have eaten, still attacks the "buffet table" with no mercy*

6th round..
*the fun starts really when you start realizing that your money is really worth it, especially over coop (kis-a lang, i mean, di man ko amu na ka sadista)*
"mmmm, mas namit ang green bala kaysa sa red"
"red bala ang namit mo"
"green bala"
"gani man, green kay buko pandan"
"kent, ubos mo na imo? nag balikid lang ko, wala na tanan"
"ginlamon ko daan tanan, slow cmu ah"
"fine, ta kuha pa ta!!"
*stands with pride, krystel however, doesn't want to feel shame, so she went to the "food table" first*

7th round (i'm starting to feel bad, but i think krystel starts to feel the exact opposite)
*when i went to back to the table, i saw krystel, eating, like she have not eaten anything for days... you know what i mean.. when her elbows are on her eye level, haha..*
"Hala, kanamit bala tani, galing naghuya ako magbalik"
"ambot ah, ano gid na haw, you have the right!"
"pero, ah amu na lang ni oh, maupod na lang ko sa iban bi sa sunod"
"ti tsura mo to mas nagbaboy na gid eh.. imagine, nag-upod ka naman sa iban, ti isipon pa gid nila nga kapila ka na gid magbalik eh"
"gani man no"
"liwat pa ta ah!"
"let's go!!"
*everybody went to attack the colored desserts, and when we left, there was almost nothing left for other eat-all-you-can-ers!!*

8th round, downfall of bra.. (so sad!!)
*we were eating with a hard time except for krystel, who doesn't seem to feel anything*
"shaks, busog busog na gid ko ya"
"di ka na gid ya bra? pirdi ka na karon"
"di na ko ya"
"ayteh"
"ti, liwat pa ta? Grabe na gid ni ya pirdi sang coop sa aton bah!"
"ta, ma emcee na lang ku!!"
*everybody agreed with the 2nd to the last statement, i mean, who wouldn't!?*

9th round (8th round ko pa lang mind you)
*nasipot na ang desserts, thanks to our rather merciful consciences (like, who would eat this, but us!)*
*bra's struggle is finally over, asta lang xa 7th round*
"ahay, madamo pa tani kaon ko kung may space lang tiyan ko (quinn)"
"ako ya bala, madamo pa gid kaon ko kung happy ko (random answer ni krystel)"
*ano kuno?*
*anyway*
"ano na ni, wala na sang desserts ano na lang kan-on ta?"
"(kent) ambot ah, di na ko ya ah, wala na sing namit"
"(quinn) dali lang tilawan ko lang ang saging, namit kuno"
*i stood up para maabutan ko sila.. haha!*

9th round ko (all are already perspired.. yeah, especially kent sang naghambal si anj na "tulukon ta lang kamo, busog na ako!" tsk tsk tsk..)
*i think napierdi si kent kay nabusog man xa sa ginhambal ni anj, anyway, that was last of kent, ang ninth round ya*
*i was the only one left eating, but there is still a very stiff competition, I was left to face teltel, looking at her makes me feel so inferior, she never gets tired of eating, my GAAD!!*
*anyway, i finished it while talking with lots of stuff, kent is convinced not to eat anymore, so let's proceed to the 10th round*

10th round.. V for Victory and for VERATEL!!
*actually, there was no 10th round for me, only for teltel, i kinda tricked her to.. here's the story*
"kaon ta tel liwat saging, ta, kuwa ta"
"ambot wala naman namit"
"suman bi"
"cheap man na, diba di ta magkaon cheap?"
"gani man no, so, ok, saging na lang eh, namit man"
"hmm.. sige ah, ta ta"
*krystel goes to get some food (ang saging na i don't know)*
"(me to marian) kung mabutang ya na na sa pinggan ya, di nya na na mabalik mo.."
"hehe, gani man"
*krystel notices me talking and calls me over, but it's too late, i'm too full to eat anything else..*
"quinn, kaon na ta"
"di na ko tel"
"ay daw gaga lang! ti ako na daog eh!! Yes!! I'm the winner!!"


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Results:

Champion: Tel Tel the VERATEL

runner ups: D'Bessies (khun and khun) *exaj nyo pa gid!*

last (loser.. joke): BRA (horny much bi mo)
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Krystel eventually won the contest..

Daog ya pa ang horny, small, and big!! YEAH!! Go tel!!

Funny ka gid ya bala tel, love na love ta gid ka ya!

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This is definitely one of the experiences in my life that I will surely miss!!
This blog will surely make me remember all things!!
So, if i post something on the blog, don't react so violently..
wala lang, i find myself reading this blog 20 years from now..
those happy moments..
weird and emo..
haha..
pero tuod man..
mark this day, this is the EAT-ALL-YOU-CAN day!
Favorite day ni gali ni krystel.. She was so happy because
1. she saved money
2. she outsmarted coop
3. she ate a lot (hell a lot)
4. she was so happy eating


Anyway, later on, we had the games galore..
The stripping thing was fun!
haha..

And the TAU word for the day is INNATE!!
Hours of text-twisting came to an end because of this..
Suggested words:
Tanine
Antine
Antien

and lots of random out-of-this-world words..



hehe.. love TAU na gid ya!!
Surely miss y'all..