Monday, February 25, 2008

Tau class Prophecy(outline)

Posted by oblivious2dobvious

kent...

nagniwang na siya...

the most successful business tycoon...the bachelor of the year for 10 consecutive years...

wala gid siya ya ka agi girlfriend...

i wonder why?

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quinn...

he's a lucky guy alright...

he married his first and last love..jessamine...

he bacame a pastor...

and he's really religious...

he followed what God said in the bible...

"GO AND MULTIPLY!!!"

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krystel...

top fashion model of her own clothing line...(tinggala man ko nga top model gid siya...)

puro iya lang photos ang nasa billboards sa time square sa new york...

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rose...

anchorwoman sang CNN...

emcee pirmi sa mga awards...(oscars..emmy...etc..)

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setzel...

nun sa vatican...

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phillip....

grand winner sang "WORLD IDOL"...

nagdaog siya kay sobra-sobra iya self-confidence...

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keifer...

one-man band...

pirmi number 1 iya songs sa billboard...

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angeline...

lol...top cardiovascular surgeon sa philippines...

in demand miskan sa america kag europe...

(ako gasulat mong...may maba-is?)

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patty...

he dethroned bitoy...

kag eddie murphey...

kag jim carrey...

(lucky guy...)

comedian ka na gid ya...

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bryan...

recognized by Guinness Book of World Records as the smartest man alive(taas-taas gid IQ niya...)

nagputi na siya....thanks to Dr. Vicky Belo and Dr. Pie Calayan nga nag-joint forces para lang kay bra...(latest model na sang Belo Medical Groups kag sang etchos man ni calayan..)

nagreconcile na sila sang LONG LOST SISTER niya...si TYRA BANKS...

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vj...

EMO KING man gihapon...(goodbye my lovah..goodbye my friend...joke lang vj..)

in demand nga economist sa America kag Europe...

ginprove niya ang existence sang LOCH NESS MONSTER...(ginpahigop niya ang tubig sa lake...and dako-dako gid ang nagasto sang research institution nga nagsponsor sa iya because of it...)

asta subong...palangga niya mna gihapon si....tooooooooooottttttttt....(hay...he never moved on...loyal ah...)

advice ko lang sa imo: vj..TUOD LANG BLA....damo pa da iban na babae...ara da si rose...si setzel(unfortunately...she's already a nun...)...

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geb...

cartoonist sang disney...

gin-ubra niya disneyland ang siquijor...(lol... sa mga taga-siquijor...don't be alarmed...this is just a product of my weird imagination...)

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je...(peace je...)

gina-integrate niya ang volume sang tanan nila na bata ni quinn...

math prof man lang siya ah...sa harvard university man lang ah...

ga-ubra man ni siya sa NASA...siya lang ONLY employee nga gin-allow nga magpuli-puli everyday...

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alex...

professor sa harvard kung umaga...stage actress kung gabi!!!(talo pa si lea salonga...)

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marian...

kasal na siya sa ONE TRUE LOVE niya na itatago na lang natin sa pangalang JOHN ROLFE(siya na ka-loveteam ni pocahontas...)

PSYCHIATRIST ni siya... ehem..ehem...if you have mental, emotional and psychological problems..kadto lang kamo sa iya...sa may low-income...500 pesos/hour...kung high-income...1000/hour plus one cup of coffee sa starbucks...(expresso will do...)and if you have no money at all...just get lost...paka-buang na lang kamo da...

model man ni siya sa clothing line ni krystel...galing hindi TOP MODEL...since hindi siya ang owner...(so what are you saying anj? si krystel nagTOP MODEL lang because she OWNS the clothing line? well..my answer...YES!!!duh...)

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as of now...amo lang na anay...

sa mga pipol na wla pa...well...just wait...i got to study pa eh...considering exams na bwas....

XoXo,
Anj


5 comments:

ac08qbla said...

amazing.. daw ka doomed gid sa akon kung mag muna. . hehe..

Angie and Kent together forever man ko gihapon!

geb said...

angie, pwede please bawasan ang "enters" kay kalaba basahon...? pwede man kakson ang hyperlink sa "whole" post kay kasabad man sang underline? TY. la lng feel ta lng ka wayun ^.^ peace..

Anonymous said...

haha..kasuya man to man sang akon nga prophecy.. i change ko akon destiny.. hindi ko ya magsinger..

geb said...

ay hala... ginsunod mu mn gid advise q nga bawasan ang enter. oist jowk lng 2 ah. "bal-an mu bla" (with a hard accent.. jowk), feel q nga daan qng kis-a mean aq.. you know.. schizophrenic... xP

Anonymous said...

nu ni man??? waay pa ko di haw?? away mo ko?? amo ka lang na ah... jowk lang anj... peace... >.<

mhulat lang q. nami-a b...